I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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