please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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it glows. i had to have it.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
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He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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