I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
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well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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