can we get nightvision for the apartment?
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
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I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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