yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
You did what with his pubic hair?
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