Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
another moral hangover. fuck.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
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dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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