you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
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Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
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UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
i believe in u and ur pee
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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