Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
That's intense
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I am full of burrito and curiosity
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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