we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
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