erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Michael Bay diarrhea
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
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I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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