Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
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You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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