Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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