im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Never joke about your clitoris.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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