I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
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