i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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