New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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