her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
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if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
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How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
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