Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
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So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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