Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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