I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
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I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
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Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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