she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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