My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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