considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize