Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
She bit a glass in half.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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