hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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