hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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