Will you blow on my dice?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
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At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
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I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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