dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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