Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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