This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
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Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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