is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
