one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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