I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Reggie can tackle my bush.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
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I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
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