is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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