Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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