shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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