Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
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I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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