whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
wakey wakey hands off snakey
What did we do last night that was yellow?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Randomize