He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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