The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
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Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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