I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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