We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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