he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
