in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
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I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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