your thong is hanging out like whoa
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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