Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
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He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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