So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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