you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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