just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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