My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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