Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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