ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she looked like the before picture.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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