i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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