Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
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I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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