It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
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I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
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they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
How drunk are you?
Completed.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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