Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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