At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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