Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
where are my eyebrows?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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