so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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